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.Sorry, but The Emperor of the World should not have to mow the lawn.This lair must be within a block or two of a nice coffee shop.The Emperor should not have to fight traffic for a mocha.And by nice, I mean somewhere with free wi-fi and couches you can sit in all day long and watch your subjects walk by.My ideal partner in crime would not be evil.Maybe she could be the more misunderstood type.Anyway, kindness, joy, and wit are important qualities in a partner in crime (when they aren't trying to take over the world).~*~Mwa ha ha ha!Maniacal enough for 'ya? LOLHope all is well.I'm new to Okcupid as well and would love to talk sometime.Besides, hatching evil plans is best done covertly away from spying eyes and software.Get in touch sometime, if for nothing else, than to compare plans, henchmen, and floorplans for evil lairs~*~Let me tell you about my catacombs.In one's fantastic lair you can argue the aesthetic benefits vs.the strict am-I-going-to-be-holding-back-the-barbarian-hordes necessity of the portcullis, moat and drawbridge, battlements, and other anachronistic detritus of the fortified lair option, but I maintain that any lair I would inhabit must have catacombs that are poorly, if at all, mapped and frankly, dangerous.They are to be there for my own amusement and/or annoyance, as I will occasionally have to repel the wayward undead that creep into the upper levels, and delve into the depths to prove my own glory and claim the riches of some too-big-for-their-britches Liches.It is so rare that I get to indulge in the glory of my own former geekdom.There is rather little of that culture these days, while it was mandatory among the in crowd in my college town.Your profile is a thing of beauty even more than your charming photos, and in truth your look is the kind that turns me on (not the blood and stuff but the look of you).I am impressed with the 91% match rating from OKCupid.So, my beautiful, geeky Lady, I await your response with more anticipation than I have from many messages sent here before.I hope you will visit my profile and see fit to reply.I will be disappointed if I don't get to meet you.~*~Madame,I have no designs on world domination (yet), but when I am done with Europe, I'm sure Asia will start to look ripe for the picking.Wait.80 gallons of frozen jello? Hmmmm.change of plans.wonderful.wonderful.I already have a serviceable lair.I live in a semi-secluded house, alone.well, not quite "alone." I have a minion.She's more of a slightly neurotic, tortoise shell feline, and not at all loyal, but she's.fuzzy.I'm thinking of moving my lair to a tree fort, but not in a tree.Who would ever think to look for a tree fort.on the ground?You know I didn't know "it" was called Steampunk until a few years ago.I've always just called it Victorian science fiction.But I'm getting the sense it's a little more than that.I read Verne and Wells a long time ago and played an old RPG called Space 1889 and the primitive computer game of the same name.I am in the process of rediscovering my inner geek that has been dormant for some time.You have an amazing profile and I can't help but find you utterly fascinating.It just so happens I'm located anywhere.If you'd care to converse (on any topic, but if you could instruct me on making minions loyal, I'd be most appreciative), drop me a line.You may need an extra pair of lungs for that bouncy castle.Bow before.sorry, sorry.Getting ahead of myself.I am your humble servant.~*~Stepping Carefully into your lairI have to admit that I lean more towards the side of the hero who opposes the villain's master plan for world domination.Still, who knows what might happen when I'm confronted by an alluring and seductive villainess.Might I be corrupted into becoming party to her nefarious plans? Perhaps my powers might come in useful to you.~*~Hello, I need your help!I have a big mission if you will except.We will be going all over the city so bring comfortable shoes.We will need a six pack of red bull, 100 sweet tarts , a jar of peanut butter and a banjo.I hope you are ready to get you hands dirty.I'm glad to Know there is a nother mastermind out there, say nothing, if anyone asks.When we meet I will say to you, "My, the side walk is flat" and you say "I love bouncy tents".Got it!!! Till we meet watch you back! Over and outP.s.Bring the gears!!~*~the ultimate lair.internet is a must have tool.comfortable furniture is a must.good art would be a big plus.location would be top secret, of course.mt plan for world domination includes random acts of kindness and entertainment.~*~I will admit it, after the quick summary I hit the pictures first.What can I say, I am shallow-ish.But when I saw the awesome steampunk goggles were from DragonCon, it made me go HMMMM in a completely C&C Music Factory Approved (tm) way.And a picture as a zombie? Totally non-typical and awesome!As for my master criminal plan, it involves replacing the worlds greatest works of art with with exact replicas and then.uh.looking at them.and stuff.Alright, it needs work.First of all, I have no idea how I am going to sneak a molecular scanner into the Louvre.Second, how am I going to be able to pay for the utilities on a 1,000,000 sq-ft climate-controlled nondescript warehouse on the edge of town? So many things to think about.Well, if you have any ideas on how I might improve on this plan or just looking for a native guide, drop me a line.I don't know of a retro-karaoke place right off hand, but I am sure we could find one with a bit of diligence.(On the other hand, I do know of a bowling alley where drunken red-necks howl like coyotes that inexplicably love classic rock, but I can't recommend it, unless for anthropological reasons :)P.S.Huge points for including both "Dune" and "Girl Genius" in your media favorites.A most compelling combination!P.P.S.What exactly is going to happen when you freeze the 80 gallons of Jello? Lime I presume? Is the flavor key? I am filled with curiosity.And maybe just a hint of dread.~*~Plan for world domination #780234Create a bacteria that has an affinity for the leaves of poinsettia plants and produces LSD as a waste product.I can inoculate them by doping the misters in every Ecke family production facility in Central America.The result will be an even greater dilution of their monopoly in the ensuing chaos and the removal by fear of another symbol of Christmas.This is part of a greater overarching plan to further commercialize Christmas by selling more durable goods
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