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."Ow! Damn, lady." He reached up to rub the sore spot.I swung again and again, aiming for his chest, face, any body part that would make a dent in his evil intentions."Shit!" He backed up, nearly tripping over the small cart behind him.Latching on, he used it for support while retreating another few steps toward the front door."I was just… Ow! Stop it!"A thrill tingled down my spine as I took the offensive.He stumbled; I raised the item for another good whap."What in the hell is going on here?" Meat's voice boomed across the room.Pausing in mid-blow, I spun to find Meat standing just outside the bedroom door, droplets of water slowly dribbling over his entire body.The dark locks of hair hung limp with water saturation.Rivulets meandered from that broad chest, over those well defined abs, and down to his naked semi-happy Meat parts.A slow puddle began to form at his feet.He absorbed my attention without flinching, not appearing concerned about his state of undress in the least.Exotic dancers probably were way past self-consciousness eons before they stepped on stage for the first time.Turning back, I noticed the white uniform attired young man detected the same things I had about Meat.Judging from the facial expression and the quick licking of his lips, he seemed quite impressed and taken by the tall, built man before him."I… I delivered your lunch, sir.Just like you ordered." The tawny-haired worker answered.The first words sounded shaky, but his voice steadied as he continued.His eyes lifted briefly to Meat's face before journeying south again.The alpha kitty gave him a marginal nod before pinning me with his hot gaze."And what were you doing?"I pointed at the invader."He scared me!"Meat crossed his arms over that broad chest, raising one eyebrow in question."And?""And… and… I defended myself." So there.Modern women didn't need men to rescue and protect them.They could take care of themselves."I see." Meat leaned back on his heels before taking a step or two closer, causing more droplets of water to run down that well sculpted body.A quick glance told me that bellhop boy's gaze hadn't moved a bit."Yep.I was defending myself.I can do that, you know," I flung back, a bit snappy from my recent adrenaline rush.Annoyance crept into my voice from the goon who scared me to death and continued to check out Meat's endowments with an amazed lustful appreciation as if he stared at the Star of Africa diamond right before his eyes.Meat snorted.I lifted my weapon."Yep.I took this here… ummm…" I looked at the object in my hand closely for the first time, and immediately, my face burned."This here… elephant sized… purple… doohickey…" I stammered as considerable thoughts flew through my mind.Leave it to me to grab the largest rubber dildo ever made from the basket and utilize it like a baseball bat.I decided, all things considered, it made a decent club.Surprisingly, it held up to the battle without so much as a dent.Maybe they really were made for some rough handling and a long haul."What's going on?" Ducian's sleepy voice broke through the uneasy silence.He ambled into the room, jeans covering half of his body, leaving the rest bare.The bellhop cleared his throat; his gaze flickered back and forth between the two other men in the room.His expression spoke of sensual longing, much like how a man lost in the desert would view a tall glass of ice water.Meat gestured to the man."He delivered lunch.Shyanne beat him with a dildo for doing so."Ducky's mouth fell open as his sleepy brain obviously tried to process that information."Huh?""Stark raving lunatic of a woman."The words, despite being whispered, carried over to me.I shot a glare at the hotel worker and jiggled the purple monster at him.His eyes narrowed, but at least, he remained mute.I would hate to have to beat the guy senseless with the BOB thingy.It held up well thus far, but that didn't mean another sound thrashing wouldn't spell its downfall.Bits of purple rubber all over the floor might be a bit difficult to explain to the cleaning staff.I could see it now."Looks like some irate woman pulled a Bobbitt on this huge dildo.Wonder if her man is still intact."The shifter nodded my direction, drawing Ducian's attention to the offending piece still clutched in my fingers.My thoughts quickly churned from defensive strategies to the true calling for the phallic shaped item."Good grief.How in the world…? Oh, there is no way this could fit.And EWWWWWWW.This had better not be used.That would be just… just"—I dropped the item back into its basket—"icky."Hastily opening the door, the bellhop dragged the cart through after him, clanging loudly in the process.A soft click indicated the door automatically shut in his wake.Meat eyed me for a moment longer.His index finger shot out, making a come hither motion.His sultry expression read like a book; a fold out version with extra large letters."Oh, I don't think so." I shuffled back, keeping the couch between us."I'm starving."His smile widened as he stalked."Baby, I'll feed you.If you're extra good, I might agree to be the plate for your dessert."Shy parts perked up at those words.Stubbornly, I stomped them back down."I mean it.Food." I saw the spark in those deep sea blue eyes."I mean real food.Now." I stood tall, crossing my hands over my chest.He lunged; I squealed and darted for the safety of Ducian, skidding to a halt behind him.Ducky looked down at me from over his shoulder, sending me a flash of fang, before turning his attention to the rapidly approaching cat
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